How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb

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Contact: Jef Rouner. Don't Miss Out. Join Today. Sign Up. I think you're lying. How many dirty stinking apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to screw in the lightbulb and the other two to throw feces at each other. How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't get it. Explanation please. That made me chuckle actually. How many MX'ers does it take to change a light bulb? I liked the Steven Wilson one, but it could have been funnier.

However I'm too brain dead to think of a funnier one now. How may Michael Moore's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to screw it in, and one to make a documentary about how the lightbulb corporations are ruining America. How many emo's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Anyone that isn't mentally challenged is competent enough to screw in a lightbulb. How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but he might need a chair if it's too high.

How many progressive rock musicians does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, but it takes him twenty minutes. How many boring people does it take to screw a lightbulb? You told the prog one wrong. It should be 'no less than four, and they do it in five movements, each with a separate title, lasting at least twenty minutes.

One to screw it in, four to whine about how Neil Peart could've done it better. The Metalhead one was the funniest. How many metalheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Two, one to do it and the other to break it for no apparant reason. They just try to look so much cooler. Zakath, your new avatar sucks. How many people in this thread does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They can't, They're too busy saying the same joke 7 other people said already. You've probally heard this one. How can you tell that a drum kit is level on the ground.

The drool is dripping equally out of both sides of his mouth. No offence to any drummers. How many mxers does it take to change a lightbulb? It kinda ruins the joke to tell explain it. You know the way there is this myth that drummers are nuts, well people that are nuts tend to drool. It seems really dumb when I explain it :upset:. I heard it from my music teacher. It seems really dumb when I explain it :upset: It works on guitarists and bassists as well.

It works on guitarists and bassists as well. Guitarists, maby. Bassist, unlikley. We tend to simply do our job and groove.

I hate vocalists that are full of themselves, they're worse that arrogant guitar players except all they do is sing. Not a light bulb joke but its the only one I can remember at the moment. The Professiona Posted March 24, Q - What's the difference between a musician and a 14" pizza? A - A 14" pizza can feed a family of four. Q-How many drummers does it take to play a triplet?

Old Steve Posted March 24, What's a lightbulb? ClamBoy Posted March 24, Q: How do you get a drummer off your front porch? A: Pay for the pizza. Mopzilla Posted March 25, Posted March 25, Why is being a toilet better than being a drummer?

AtillaTheHungry Posted March 25, Q: How many drummers does it take to make a Slipknot? A: 13, Thank you, I'll be here all week! What is the standardized greeting that guitarists use when they meet each other?